Christmas, Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells Shotgun shells Hey everybody, it's Christmas time Let's all party! I said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah I gotta go To shoppin' mall Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah I gotta go Buy some stuff for my mom In a women's prison in Arkansas Watchin' "It's a Wonderful Life" on the TV with your ma She said, "Hey Mojo, where's the mistletoe?" Then I took off my shoes, she started suckin' on my toes I said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah I gotta go To shoppin' mall Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah I gotta go I gotta go to the bathroom, man Otis the drunk was talkin' to me He said "Mojo, looky there, under the tree" Me, my girl, your mama and I Doin' it by the fireplace, ai-yi-yi-yi Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah I gotta go Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah I gotta go I gotta go to the bathroom, man Let's go right now, boys Evel Knievel, he said to me He said, "Mojo, I got you a present, you see? It is a suit, like I, I used to wear You can take it out to the county fair" I said Louie, Louie, oh yeah I want you for Christmas Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah Here it comes now Ow, I said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah Christmas, Christmas, mmm yeah Ow, Wonderful Life on the TV Ow, yeah Yeah, Christmas cheer Said Christmas, Christmas Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everybody! Christmas, Christmas Oh yeah, Christmas, Christmas All right, oh yeah Let's go Yeah yeah, yeah yeah