Well, now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl (Earl, Mr. Earl)

Well, now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl (Earl, Mr. Earl)

Now I'm just the kinda fellow's always takin' other folks' girls

(Girls, taking their girls)

They often call me Speedo 'cause I don't believe in wastin' time (Time don't believe in wastin' time)

They often call me Speedo but I don't believe in wastin' time

(Time don't believe in wastin' time)

I've known some pretty women and I've caused them to change their mind

(Mind, change their mind)

Well some they call me Moe and some they call me Joe

But just remember Speedo, he don't never take it slow

Now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl

(Earl, Mr. Earl) That's what I said it now

They often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl

(Earl, Mr. Earl) Mr. Earl

Now I'm just the kind fellow's always takin' other folks' girls

(Girls, taking their girls)

Yeah they often call me Speedo 'cause I don't believe in wastin' time

(Time, wastin' time) I don't believe in wastin' time

They often call me Speedo but I don't believe in wastin' time

(Time, wastin' time) I don't believe in wastin' time

Now I've known some pretty women and I've caused them to change their mind

(Mind, change their mind)

Ooh, honey, here comes that old Mr. Earl again, honey

He's so fine!

Oh, get on away from here, girl. I ain't going to be bothered with you tonight

He can get low down too, a low down son of a bitch

Don't you be holding on to me now, get away!

Hello, Mr. Earl!

Hey, you look good to me

You too, baby

What's your name ?

My name is Mary Lou