I Like 'Em Big and Stupid

When I need something to help me unwind I find a six-foot baby with a one-track mind Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands Give me a moron with talented hands I go bar-hopping and they say "last call" I start shopping for a Neanderthal The bigger they come, the harder I fall In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall I like 'em big and stupid I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and stupid What kind of guy does a lot for me? Superman with a lobotomy My father's outta Harvard, my brother's outta Yale Well, the guy I took home last night just got outta jail The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh, it really got me hot But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he'd had his shots The bigger they are, the harder they'll work I got a soft spot for a good-looking jerk I like 'em big and stupid I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and stupid I met a guy who drives a truck He can't tell time but he sure can drive I asked his name and he had to think Could I have found the missing link? He's so stupid, you know what he said? Well, I forgot what he said 'cause it was so stupid! The bigger they come, the harder I fall In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall I like 'em big and stupid I like 'em big and real dumb I like 'em big and stupid She likes 'em big and stupid She likes 'em big and real dumb She likes 'em big and stupid