I, I love the colored lights every year
And the way that neighbors stop their cars and stare
I strap a Santa Claus on my roof
Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere
I'm stringin' up decorations
It's drainin' the power stations
Fake icicle light formations
Imported from Third World nations
I'm stringin' up decorations
I'm freakin' out fire stations
I'm pumpin' out radiation
My neighbors are out of patience
"Hey pal, come on, knock it off. It's three in the mornin'!"
Gotta keep those yuletide decorations up all winter
God appreciates my plugged-in tribute to the Savior
God would love it if I could keep 'em up till well past Easter
Amen!
(Good, good, good, decorations)
I'm puttin' up a manger station
Three Wise Men's destination
Nutcrackers in full claymation
Little Drummer Boy animation
Fa la la la la, fa la la
Fa la la la la, fa la la (ho ho ho, ho)
Fa la la la la, fa la la (ho ho ho, ho)
Fa la la la la, fa la la (ho ho ho, ho)
(Good, good, good, decorations)
I'm stringin' up decorations
It's drainin' the power stations
Fake icicle light formations
Imported from Third World nations
I'm stringin' up decorations
