Real Late Starter

I woke up late today Actually I do that everyday Got no place to be seen I'm not part of a scene I'm a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that I'm in Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? Oh god, so many questions to ask Oh, you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time 'Cause I don't want to do what I don't want to do I'm the king refusenik But, oh my god, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life, oh well Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know That nobody else knows Or maybe it's the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker Oh my god, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life, oh well You must be having a laugh Oh god, you're having a laugh No point in worrying if my days are a disaster Inside my little head I'm happy ever after Yes I am Oh my god, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for the lost time Oh my god, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite I missed my calling in life Oh my god, if I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my god, if I was somebody You'd be kissing my ass right now But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh, what am I like? Yeah well Over