Stand Up In It

Now this song is going out to all of you players Wanna be players Wanna be pimps Mack daddys Or whatever you call yourself Well you better get your game face on Cause this old lady told me one time She say son, you men think you know what women want But you don't And then she went on to tell me a story And it goes something like this All you wanna be lovers There's something you need to know Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy, they really don't She said, I had a man Who thought he was the worlds greatest lover But when you add his time up He was just a five minute brother He used to squeeze it Mmmm He used to stroke it You know one night we was makin love he said This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it She said Theodis you need to know That you can squeeze it And you can stroke it Do any damn thing you gat the notion But you ain't done a dog gone thin until you stand up in it Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the worlds greatest lover Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover He said baby, mmm baby Why you messin around on me? I make sure your rents paid I make sure your cable's on Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone Baby ooo baby why you do me this way? She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't Now you can play around it, and you can stroke it Do any damn thing you gat the notion But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it Now you can squeeze it, and you can stroke it But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it Oohh you gotta stand up innit Yes you do Then she said Theodis you better get up for me like you standing up in it I said alright I would She said no no no go on Play it like you standing, you know stand up in it I said okay... eh eh eh Oh yeah Theodis She said Theodis, men think they know what women want But the truth about the whole thing is boy, they really don't She said, now you can squeeze it, and you can stroke it But wait a minute But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it Now you can play around it, and you can stroke it Do any damn thing you gat the notion But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it Ohh boy, you better stand up in it, yeahh Ohhhh you gotta stand up in it The she said Theodis The moral lesson of this story is that You can snap it, stroke it, love it, squeeze it, tease it Do anything you wanna do with it But you ain't did nothing til you stand up in it