Cheaper to Keep Her

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary She thought about it long and hard and then she said to me "I? d really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough" I said, "Honey, I wasn't planning on spending quite that much" Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't Ya, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go She handed me some papers that she wanted me to sign She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line It's not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart You see I'm in love with all my stuff and that's the hardest part Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go I started thinking about it, adding it up The house, the boat, the car, the truck When I see my attorney gonna kick his butt For talking me out of that damn prenup Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go Ain? t gonna let her go