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Bald
6.620
Hard Rock
Bald wurde am 28. November 2005 von Atlantic Records als Teil des Albums One Way Ticket to Hell... and Back veröffentlicht
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Veröffentlichungsdatum28. November 2005
LabelAtlantic Records
SpracheEnglish
Melodizität
Akustizität
Valence
Tanzbarkeit
Energie
BPM111

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Darkness
The Darkness
Performer
Dan Hawkins
Dan Hawkins
Guitar
Ed Graham
Ed Graham
Drums
Justin Hawkins
Justin Hawkins
Vocals
Richie Edwards
Richie Edwards
Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dan Hawkins
Dan Hawkins
Songwriter
Ed Graham
Ed Graham
Songwriter
Justin Hawkins
Justin Hawkins
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Roy Thomas Baker
Roy Thomas Baker
Producer

Songtexte

[Verse 1]
It would appear that male pattern baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace, running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity has been compromised
And his libido downsized
[PreChorus]
Not for me, not for me
Not for me, uh oh
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid!
It's not for me, you understand?
[Chorus]
Bald
Slap-headed and hairless
(Oh!)
Bald
He is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight thank God
It's him instead of me
(Thank God, instead of me)
[Verse 2]
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
[PreChorus]
Not for me, not for me
Not for me, uh oh
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid!
It's not for me, you understand?
[Chorus]
Bald
Slap-headed and hairless
(Oh!)
Bald
He is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight thank God
It's him instead of me
(Thank God, instead of me)
Sock it to me, baby, yeah!
[PreChorus]
Not for me, not for me
Not for me, uh oh
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid!
It's not for me, you understand?
Not for me, not for me
Not for me, uh oh
Not for me, not for me
Heaven forbid!
It's not for me, you understand?
[Chorus]
Bald
Slap-headed and hairless
(Oh!)
Bald
He is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight thank God
It's him instead of me
(Thank God, instead of me)
Thank God!
[Chorus]
Ooh!
Bald
Slap-headed and hairless
(Oh!)
Bald
He is destined to be
Bald
Well, tonight thank God
It's him instead of me
(Thank God, instead of me)
Ow!
Written by: Dan Hawkins, Edwin Graham, Justin Hawkins
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