A Living Human Girl

I've got pimples on my face And grease in my hair Prickly legs, go 'head and stare An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs A nice full belly that's filled with food Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot I don't exercise and I don't read books And if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel And I'm not a bitch for stating what is real Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot I bleed once a month Sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hands Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot Because I can be brave and I can be bold No matter what you have to say I fall in love with people once a day Oh, but if you ask me out I'm still allowed to say no way