You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.
We're two of a kind, all right.
Partners!
Through thick and thin!
Night and day!
Right or wrong!
If you're ever in a jam
Here I am
If you ever need a pal
I'm your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail
I'm your bail
It's friendship
Friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig
If you're ever down a well
Ring my bell
If you ever catch on fire
Send a wire
If you ever lose your teeth
When you're out to dine
Borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep
If they ever black your eyes
Put me wise
If they ever cook your goose
Blind me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
I'll complain
It's friendship
Friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof
If you ever lose your mind
I'll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt
I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half
I won't laugh
It's friendship
Friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great!
If they ever crack your spine
Drop a line
If they ever cut your throat
Write a note
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you
Invite me too!
It's friendship
Friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
