Mother

Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister Show me empathy Californian sensibilities For all my problems spring form my trouble upbringing We need to go right back to the beginning Dispossessed from the outset What you need is precisely what you get Mother dear it should be you that's sitting here on this couch ouch Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister On my shoulder you're a chip On my foot you're a blister Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister So tell me what am I gonna do They tell me that maybe I could sue And oh how the many were corrupted by the few So I dance the mambo and the cha cha cha I run you over in my beautiful car Dearest darling mummy dearest We can't bear to have to near us Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister On my shoulder you're a chip On my foot you're a blister Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister The blame lies in the family name It's not my fault I did as I was taught Escape to Mongolia or Timbuktu I know somehow somewhere I'll be bumping into you You see I'm blameless I had a mother who was shameless No wonder my life collapsed See I'm aimless With all this analysis I think I'm having a relapse Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister On my shoulder you're a chip On my foot you're a blister Mother dear you'll never be my sister Seek the advice of the solicitor Mother dear you'll never be my sister We love you we do We've taken advice We may sue You see I'm blameless I shall remain nameless You can't run away from the past I know what her game is But I've forgotten what my name is I'm just too frightened to ask Tell me what did you expect What you made is Precisely what you get (x3)