If I Only Had a Heart / We're Off To See the Wizard

When a man's an empty kettle

He should be on his mettle

And yet I'm torn apart

Just because I'm presumin'

That I could be kind-a-human

If I only had a heart

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle

And awful sentimental

Regarding love and art

I'd be friends with the sparrows

And the boy who shoots the arrows

If I only had a heart

Picture me - a balcony

Above a voice sings low

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I hear a beat... how sweet!

Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion

And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper

And I'd lock it with a zipper

If I only had a heart

Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion

And really feel the part

I could stay young and chipper

And I'd lock it with a zipper

If I only had a heart

We're off to see the wizard

The wonderful wizard of Oz

We hear he is a wizard of whiz if ever a wiz there was

If ever oh ever a wiz there was the wizard of Oz is one because

Because, because, because, because, because...

Because of the wonderful things he does

We're off to see the wizard

The wonderful wizard of Oz!