The Blog, Pt. II

Wait, wait, wait. Keep them there. We want to hear it again. Tell them! Wouldn't you all just like to live your entire life to that music. Okay, down everybody, down down down. They're gonna do it again. One mo' time. 

Frank, no. Say "No."

Charley's right. 

But they loved it. 

They thought we were great. 

You wanna know what true greatness is? It's knowing when to get off. 

I'll sing with you. Come on. 

It started out like a song

We started quiet and slow

With no surprise

And then one morning I woke

To realize—

I said, "Joe, this show will be a watershed..."

We had a good thing going

Shh!

It's not that nothing went wrong:

Some angry moments—

Did you hear—?

No kidding—!

You're not serious!

Of course

But just a few

Shh!

And only moments, no more

Dadadadada—

Shh!

It's a clear case of Tammany politics

We were stuck in the tunnel till half past six!

Because we knew

We had this good thing going

It's a show that'll murder them in the sticks

Did you read—?

And if I wanted too much

Was that such

A mistake

At the time?

It'll never—!

They just don't mix

What we need—!

Did you ever—!

Till half past six!

It's a clear case of Tammany politics

Did you read—?

It'll never—!

They just don't mix!

What we need—!

Did you ever—!

Till half—

Shh!

You never wanted enough—

All right, tough

I don't make

That a crime

Darling!

We saw the new—

Darling!

We had the most bad—

Was it good?

It's the biggest—!

He's a genius!

Well he can't

But he used to!

It's the dumbest—!

She's a genius!

It's the best—!

It's the first—!

He's a genius!

It's the least—!

She's a genius—!

It's the absolutely lowest—!

They're a genius!

Did you read—?

It'll never—!

They just don't mix!

What we need—!

Did you ever—!

Till half past six!

It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks...

It's a clear case of Tammany politics

It's the greatest—

It's the single—

It's the only—

It's the perfect—

It's the one—

It's the real—

It's the true—

It's the final—

It's the—