Hate Your Guts (feat. Mark Hoppus)

When I was 17, I wished I was 23 When I hit 23, I wished I was 17 Now I'm almost 29, I wish I was 85 It would be statistically unlikely you'd be alive Because I hate your guts Shit I hate you so much I hope you suffer a small paper cut I hope your boss makes you stay for a half hour more Because I hate your guts And I wish I didn't love you anymore I hate the way you breathe The stupid way you sneeze I hate everything you eat And I'm stuck in your teeth The way you steal the sheets When we go to bed As I guessed they're a hole in the back of your head Because I hate your guts Shit I hate you so much I hope the battery dies on your phone I hope your favourite TV show fails to record Because I hate your guts And I wish I didn't love you anymore Wish I didn't love you woah Wish I didn't love you woah Wish I didn't love you woooaaah I hope when I'm out on tour You lose your keys to the door Because I hate your guts And I wish I didn't love you anymore Wish I didn't love you woah Wish I didn't love you woah Wish I didn't love you woooaaah So you must be mistaken, If you want to date me, You'd be more respected, If you were to hate me, There's so many warnings You choose to ignore Because I hate your guts, And I wish I didn't love you anymore... I hate your guts!