Bettin' Man

If I was a race car driver Well, I'd be right behind her I'd be doin' 90 in a 55 Tryin' to change her mind And if I was an airplane pilot I wouldn't be 35,000 I'd be drawin' "I'm sorry" in the blue sky Over aisle 65 But if I was a bettin' man I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her Mama Nam Cussin' me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again If I was a bettin' man If I was a radio DJ Well, I know the songs that I'd play They'd be about comin' home and makin' up And fallin' back in love But if I was a bettin' man I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her Mama Nam And cussin' me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again If I was a bettin' man If I was a bettin' man And if I was a bettin' man I wouldn't have folded them winnin' hands I wouldn't be sittin' here drinkin' beer Waitin' on a second chance If I was a bettin' man I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her Mama Nam And cussin' me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again If I was a bettin' man I'd put a hundred her never comin' back again If I was a bettin' man A bettin' man