I Predict

You're gonna take a walk in the rain

And you're gonna get wet

(I predict)

You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein

And be hungry real soon

(I predict)

Are my sources correct

(I predict)

They're gonna find the Queen is a man

But that Philip don't care

(I predict)

Lassie will prove that Elvis and her

Had a fleeting affair

(I predict)

Are my sources correct

Are my sources correct

Yes I know they're correct

(I predict)

Men, if you say your prayers

You'll never lose your hair

L.A. is safe

Ain't gonna quake

Ain't gonna quake

(I predict)

And somebody's gonna die

But I can't reveal who

Cold beer will cure a cold

Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer

Moscow will march to France

They'll do the Can-Can Dance

Don't worry, it'll work out

Maxim's will throw them out

They're gonna stop Saturday night

So you better have fun now

(I predict)

They're gonna stop having the sun

So you better get tan now

And this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

(I predict)