Carnival Cruise, Talkin' Blues

You can gaze at your phone When you feel alone Check out the news Just to catch some blues I saw you dance on a Carnival Cruise Looked like you had a ball I got a heart that ticks off time The doctor tells me it'll be just fine It beats so hard keeps me up at night Some shut eye would be alright Just go when you feel low Skip town when you feel down Get high when your friends come around Man I got a lot of friends Tell a joke when you know you're broke Sing a song when your money's all gone I'll be back in the saddle before too long I'm pinching pennies 'til the day I die Could you spare a dollar for a stand up guy Now I'm a junk yard dog you don't wanna pet I'll be your microwave dinner by the TV set I've been a hollow log ever since you left Why'd you have to leave But I found a new gal she's 6 foot three Likes little guys so she chose me I'm her little spoon she's my cup of tea Watch it man she's hot We live way out in the woods so nobody can see When we get to jumping naked on my trampoline Doing back flips and feeling free No pads and rusty springs My momma gave birth in a caravan Left my daddy for the Allman Brothers Band Lord I was born a ramblin' man They wrote that song for me We both found Jesus at the pearly gates On a big billboard on the interstate Call 1-800-KNO-UR-FAITH Is it heaven or hell call now don't wait