The Greta Thunberg Song

Greta doesn't eat feta Halloumi, camembert, brie or cheddar And if Greta had a piece of bruschetta There wouldn't be any mozzarella Greta doesn't wear leather It's getting too hot for it in this weather And Greta doesn't buy a new sweater Unless she thinks it's going to last forever Because Thunberg can see When the icecaps unfreeze You can say goodbye to humanity When we're starving in deserts and drowning in seas COVID-19 will seem like a breeze The ocean is wet It's getting wetter and wetter You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta Lots of people are dead They're getting deader and deader You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta Greta doesn't own a shredder She hasn't got anything to hide whatsoever But big oil's got a big vendetta And there's old white men out to get her Greta is very very clever When she missed school her grades got better Now she's every nation's national treasure But she doesn't do the work for pleasure Because Thunberg can see With a few more degrees We'll all burn and die in this century So sing this for Greta when you're out on the streets And pay Oli Frost the song royalties The thermostat's red It's getting redder and redder You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta There's more rain ahead You better get your umbrella You've got to listen listen listen listen Listen to Greta