Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)

Some people tell me I've got great legs Can't figure out why you make me beg Does not compute Do not compute You think you're special, well so do I Why do special women make me cry? Does not compute (baby) Somethin' don't compute Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad? People think I'm kind of smart Why must a fellow stop with you before he starts? Do not compute I'll buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars But you got to talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad? Must be something in the water they drink It's been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink 'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad? Oh lord I said must be something in the water they drink Same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink 'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?