The Waiter

They call me the waiter Cuz I'm always waiting, baby Not because I'm a waiter I know you're avoiding Taking responsibility for your choices If you've got a problem, then voice it I've got mouths to feed and holes to moisten Poison in the veins of the chosen one Sitting underneath of a frozen sun When you cut your teeth on my bone, its no wonder You're never going to touch your home soil again Live in turmoil and sin Spend and eternity toiling endlessly Spin your absurdities inside a centrifuge Extract the liquid, inject it in to you What a rush! Eye to the sky till the sun combusts All I want is someone to hug While my grave gets dug. Can you dig it? Under the gun, above the shovel Under my tongue is a puzzle There are no subtleties in the jungle It's chew or be consumed, chug or be guzzled In love with an entity I can't define With an injury as deep as mine It's only a matter of time before I go the way of the dinosaur Call me the waiter Because I'm always waiting, baby Not because I'm a waiter Call me the waiter Because I'm always waiting, baby Not because I'm a waiter I never have to wonder what's clever When I'm up under forever I've got her tongue in my head, it severs I feel her eating out my dreams Reading how to be TKLB I tried to warn her I tried to point her whence she came The shit remained Since things ain't been the same Rendering every sentence lame Consider it demented, strange I hope you're prepared for detention in my brain A boobie trap for every groupie that I've made insane A scooby snack for every floozie that smells what I'm spraying It was a figment to begin with Its hard to follow when your perspective is doing McTwists Burned out and pissed at my own invention Converting every residence I visit to a pigpen Give me the definition of an instant For instance, I'm known to give it up with no resistance And though I attempt to preempt it I find that my foresight could use a prescription For the sake of fecundity I shun the sun and unplug the tv I find myself wondering What could they be doing? What's taking them so long! Call me the waiter Because I'm always waiting, baby Not because I'm a waiter Call me the waiter Because I'm always waiting, baby Not because I'm a waiter