Κορυφαία τραγούδια από Stoner Jordan
Συντελεστές
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Derek Douglas Nielson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Beat Freekz
Producer
Στίχοι
Call me WombRaider
My dick is taller than me
Call me WombRaider
My dick got a college degree
WuhWuhWuhWuhWuhWuh
WombRaider
My lap rocket got fat pockets
WombRaider
Madd obnoxious
Spazzing on em
WombRaider
Call me WombRaider
Fuck this I'm getting right to it
I'll chew off your shoe
And drain you of your fluids
Spit stupid I do this so fluent
Since I was a student
I had me a movement
I'm in the shit like I been
Swimming in sewage
I been the shit since
I decided to do this
When I spit this
You get a wiff of pollution
I'm ruining you turning you mutant
My music can do this
My dick does what he wants
Got his own agenda
He a hardcore gamer
Only plays Zelda
I bought him his own cell phone
To keep in touch
Sometime he goes out at night
Without confronting it with us
I got a big dick I know you jelly me
You packing a needle between 2 jellybeans
You and your own dick probably enemies
My dick so big when I hit it
It should be a felony
It's like I walk with a club in my pants
And when I'm at the club
I can't even dance
It don't even fit in one hand
And when I take a shit my dick get damp
Damn
And I got something to say
And I ain't trying to spoil it
But my dick is so big when I shit
The tip of it dip in the fricken toilet
Ain't that some shit
Yes it gets annoying
Call me WombRaider
My dick is taller than me
Call me WombRaider
My dick got a college degree
WuhWuhWuhWuhWuhWuh
WombRaider
My lap rocket got fat pockets
WombRaider
Madd obnoxious
Spazzing on em
WombRaider
Call me WombRaider
My dick is taller than me
Call me WombRaider
My dick got a college degree
WuhWuhWuhWuhWuhWuh
WombRaider
My lap rocket got fat pockets
Madd obnoxious
Spazzing on em
WombRaider
WuhWuh WombRaider
You you small dick having degenerate
Bitch bigger than Everest
It's not in yo best interest
To tempt a veteran
I said I'm lit like Edison
Lit off
This medicine
I'll piss on
Yo head and then
Take a shit on it
And then piss on it
Again and again
There's no measuring
The difference between us
I mean just look at my penis
Yours don't look like mine
Yours look like two little peanuts
With a little stringy fetus weewee
Between them
The thing is teeny
You need a genie
Christina the model
You soft like a
Genie in a bottle
I'll breakdown your barricades
I'll kidnap you and tie you up and then
Shoot you out of a cannon
Then then when you land
I'll run you over with a wagon
Dragging daggers and dildos
From the back of it
Then I'll turn that wagon back again
It'll look as if Manson is back
After I am done attacking him
Call me WombRaider
My dick is taller than me
Call me WombRaider
My dick got a college degree
WuhWuhWuhWuhWuhWuh
WombRaider
My lap rocket got fat pockets
WombRaider
Madd obnoxious
Spazzing on em
WombRaider
Call me WombRaider
My dick is taller than me
Call me WombRaider
My dick got a college degree
WuhWuhWuhWuhWuhWuh
WombRaider
My lap rocket got fat pockets
Madd obnoxious
Spazzing on em
WombRaider
WuhWuh WombRaider
I'll slap your auntie with my WombRaider
My clam hammer yogurt slinging
Uncle Remus tan banana
Will damage your insides
I'll stand up and handle ya
I'm slamming my hammer with stamina
Untill savanna and Hannah have had enough
Banana and mayonnaise
Your momma loves my
Banana and mayonnaise
Can't get enough of my
Banana and mayonnaise
Your momma loves my
Banana and mayonnaise
Can't get enough of my
Banana and mayonnaise
You see your moms a knob gobbler
Cause all the cock she goblin
She's always up at my office
Asking often for Doctor Johnson
And I always give her what she needs
My tuna torpedo
I been in her pee hole
She love me burrito
Even sprinkles it with Cheetos
She's kinky
Don't even care if my balls are stinky
She will drink me and eat my weewee
Like it was a twinky
Or an egg roll
Writer(s): Derek Nielson
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