Gimme a Doctor

Someday you're gonna find yourself in a world of unbelievable pain A toothache or your back is knots Or there's something rotten in your brain Some say that a preacher man or a lawyer is what you need I say it's a medicine man, the only one who help you when you bleed Gimme a doctor I'll give you all I own and them some Gimme a doctor Take my Rolls Royce and my Stetson Gimme a doctor I don't care too much for your pop stars I want a nurse I trade you ten fat businessmen for one who's a doctor I ain't talking 'bout your plastic surgeon You're living in the Beverly Hills And I ain't talking 'bout your rock and roll doctor Gonna fill you up with happiness pills Now it ain't enough and it ticks me off When I hear how much a nurse don't make While the insurance man is getting gold in hand I tell you, brother, that's a big mistake Gimme a doctor I'll give you all I own and them some Gimme a doctor Take the Cadillac and the Gibson Gimme a doctor I don't care about all of them film stars I want a nurse I trade you ten bombshells for one who's a doctor Gimme a doctor I'll give you all I own and them some Gimme a doctor Take my Rolls Royce and my Stetson Gimme a doctor I don't give two cents for your diplomats I want a nurse I trade you ten fat businessmen for one who's a doctor I got a bad case of the conservative blues There's something ugly stuck up my backside