Connie Watson

Connie Watson Is my mom's best friend She's sixty-two And she loves Land's End. Her hair is short And always looks wet. She works reception For the local vet. And everytime I'm home she tells me stories all day long. She says her life is crazy and I should put her in a song. Connie, Connie Connie Watson Here you go. This is a song for you. For your crazy tales and anecdotes. She swears all this is true! One time Connie Went to TGI Friday's With a bunch of ladies From church! They thought the waiter was cute Because he looked like a young Matt Lauer And when he came over His name tag said Matt Connie, Connie Connie Watson Frumpy lady, a mystery and such The craziest things just seem to happen to her You can't make this stuff up A guy at Kroger Once thought that Connie was his wife But when she turned around He was wrong. But I can't do it justice. I must not be telling the story right. Because when Connie does It's forty-five minutes long. Connie, Connie Connie Watson How do you like your stupid song? Is it everything that you thought it would be? Everybody sing along! Connie I think you might have a non-verbal learning disorder. Because you clearly have trouble interpreting people's social cues. Connie If someone hasnt responded in 20 minutes. Then they won't look up from their phone That means they don't want to talk to you. Connie I think you might have a non-verbal learning disorder. Because you clearly have trouble interpreting people's social cues. Connie If someone hasnt responded in 20 minutes. Then they won't look up from their phone That means they don't want to talk to you. Connie where you at tonight? Are you at Panera Bread? Connie where you at tonight? Are you at Panera Bread? She's got a sweatshirt Of cats unrolling a roll of toilet paper. In the bathroom And it says "Let the good times roll." She's got a sweatshirt Of cats unrolling a roll of toilet paper. In the bathroom And it says "Let the good times roll." She's got a sweatshirt Of cats unrolling a roll of toilet paper. In the bathroom And it says "Let the good times roll."