The Key to Being Lonely

Sarah, you're the only girl for me Sarah, you're the only girl for me It's terrible, unbearable, Oh Sarah, it's not fair at all Oh, Sarah, you're the only girl for me... This week I walked in the shop to pick up some lunch And asked the cashier what the hell shawarma was Her nametag said Amy, I said Hello I'll take #5 and make that to go But then changed my mind, hey maybe I'll stay And Amy just smiled, gave me my change I ate in the corner, she took my tray Along with my heart and my breath away 'cause Amy, you're the only girl for me Amy, you're the only girl for me Don't blame me, don't restrain me oh A I'll say this plainly Oh, Amy, you're the only girl for me... This week I like the way you don't even know me I like the way you don't even know me I like the way you don't even know me And that's the key to being lonely So maybe today I'll hop on the bus And ride to my stop and not fall in love With the cutest one, the one with the book Instead of her phone like the rest of 'em No, I won't sit by her, I'm not that brave I'll sit right behind her, out of her way She won't know I'm there but when I get home I'll write her a song, and this is how it goes: Bus Girl, you're the only girl for me Bus Girl, you're the only girl for me I trust girl, you must girl, of all the girl's in the bus world Oh, Bus Girl, you're the only girl for me... On the D Line I like the way you don't even know me I like the way you don't even know me I like the way you don't even know me And that's the key to being lonely Since I was a kid, I watched all the shows I heard all the songs and learned how it goes I will be cool, pretend I'm important Get all the girls without working for it I know the truth, I'm not one for boasting I'm just too cute for them to approach me If I repeat it, I might believe it If I repeat it, you might believe it I like the way you don't even know me I like the way you don't even know me I like the way you don't even know me And that's the key to being lonely