Sleight of Hand (feat. Schaffer the Darklord & Nelson Lugo)

COOLZEY Gather round closely folks What you're about to see Is just about enough to get you Questioning reality Minds blown - Obviously Yes that's what I'm talking about Check out my rhetorical skills I spin you round about Until you can't tell Which way is which Which is what will loosen Up the time stitch So i can slip in Then you're mine bitch Lines that intersect is where I find my opportunity to misdirect Now pull a card out of this deck Inspect it carefully I want you to be satisfied Show it to your friend While I turn my back Atta guy Here take this Sharpie And mark it up uniquely Tear it half but please don't show it to me Now put in the pocket of your coat And gimme a glass of water I got something in my throat Hold up a minute Is this your card? Is it? What about your pocket Take a look There's nothing in it! You know I got tricks To put on a show With the sleight of hand And a solid flow In the place tonight With imagery that's tight And a countenance that's grand Yes I'm a humble man But still I got tricks To engage your mind With the sleight of hand I think that you will find That when you let go The things that you will see Will help you to believe the magic That you have hidden just up your sleeve SOCE THE ELEMENTAL WIZARD It's raining outside, yet this uncovered painting is dry. I'm the master of elements, and I say it's no lie. I freeze enemies in their tracks. Their faces go cry Icicles with blades like a knife to make them comply. Have a seat. The lights went out? It's all in the plans. I keep the entire stage brighter with my fireball hands. My secrets are safe. I would never uncover the code. You might not survive, but that's part of the fun of the show. Relax. They always say in life, "Get your mind right." It's the same people who claim lightning never strikes twice. I'll move tectonic plates if it gets me a good review. Feeling the earth quake for a second is super cool. I keep my satchel packed with the neatest of tricks. Like the great Keizer Soze, I don't even exist. My hip hop instrumentals deliver a hype crowd. Surprise! You're listening to one of my beats right now. You know I got tricks To put on a show With the sleight of hand And a solid flow In the place tonight With imagery that's tight And a countenance that's grand Yes I'm a humble man But still I got tricks To engage your mind With the sleight of hand I think that you will find That when you let go The things that you will see Will help you to believe the magic That you have hidden just up your sleeve SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be astounded Mesmerized, mystified and all around confounded Dumbfounded, I will make magic Nothing's as it seems, including this fake accent Wait, take a back step, I'll clear up all confusion Call me Doug Henning 'cause I call it all illusion Yeah, I can make a hanky vanish, I can make a ball appear Or I break your freaking brain, but I'ma need a volunteer Hop up here, inspect this box, ensure there's nothing funny at it While you're at it, I'll produce a couple dozen bunny rabbits From my hat, it's magic, man, it's madness, lie inside it, love I lock it, saw it in half - TA-DA! - Look, it's a bunch of doves Never tip gaffs to rubes or their sons or daughters Even when shackled in tubes, inverted underwater I open with the Indian rope trick, I'm so sick Tell me that I'm dope, I'm like "no shit." You know I got tricks To put on a show With the sleight of hand And a solid flow In the place tonight With imagery that's tight And a countenance that's grand Yes I'm a humble man But still I got tricks To engage your mind With the sleight of hand I think that you will find That when you let go The things that you will see Will help you to believe the magic That you have hidden just up your sleeve