Beer Ain't Gonna Drink Itself

I've been working like a dog And my collar is blue Got everybody tellin' me what I need to do But I got a boat I need to float And some catfish to catch And some smokey ol' jukebox buttons to press But I'm sitting here sober It's a quarter past two And I got some catch a buzz catchin up to do Them ice cubes in the cooler Ain't gon' last all day Neither is the sun in the sky I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard And some Skynyrd to play And it's time to let that Freebird fly If a good time's what I'm after Y'all it starts right here On longneck number 1 of 12 And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear That beer ain't gonna drink itself Later on I'll do a shot or two with some sweet honey Tip that country band a little too much money Burn that mother up until they shut it down But that ain't gonna happen 'less I crack one now Them ice cubes in the cooler Ain't gon' last all day Neither is the sun in the sky I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard And some Skynyrd to play And it's time to let that Freebird fly If a good time's what I'm after Y'all it starts right here On longneck number 1 of 12 And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear That beer ain't gonna drink itself Yeah I better get to work Get right down to business What good is a koozie with a hot beer in it Them ice cubes in the cooler Ain't gon' last all day Neither is the sun in the sky I got some Waylon, Hank and Haggard And some Skynyrd to play And it's time to let that Freebird fly If a good time's what I'm after Y'all it starts right here On longneck number 1 of 12 And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear That beer ain't gonna drink itself