Red Jeremy wakes up everyday
7:30, no delay
Brushing his teeth
Thinking about his job
Thinking about leaving his job
Start his own fad, make new friends, find love
Or any of the above
Red Jeremy is now on his way
On the 8:30 train, though there was a delay
Seems a person decided to end it today
He wanted to start his own fad, make new friends, find love
But there was nothing above
"Oh, The humanity!"- said the people on board
But Red's not surprised, not anxious nor bored.
He wakes up everyday
7:30, no delay
Brushing his teeth
Moving on with his life
A hot stick of butter meeting a cold knife
And "all is good" -
He's up, even when things get rough
Till the day he decides - enough is enough
