Baby On My Birthday

I'm always a baby on my birthday I think it's the most sensible day of the year to be a big pain People like to whine and cry And tell me all about their fuckin miserable days But not always, cus I'm the ONLY baby on my birthday You don't know how it feels to be part of a 10 piece hillbilly family I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty bitty runt I need to find a way for attention You don't know all of the terrors I've seen Living in a dirty house with 9 big babies There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse I need a full day for me to lash out I'm always a baby on my birthday Shut your purdy mouth cus it's not up to you And for those of you who don't respect my wishes Or don't care to show enough self restraint Well you're not welcome to my party or even to my birthday cake You don't know how it feels to be part of a 10 piece hillbilly family I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty bitty runt I need to find a way for attention You don't know all of the terrors I've seen Living in a dirty house with 9 big babies There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse I need a full day for me to lash out I'm always a baby on my birthday I think it's the most sensible day of the year to be a big pain People like to whine and cry And tell me all about their fuckin miserable days Well you're not welcome to my party or even to my birthday cake