Smallest Gang

We don't have no knives or guns Just a baseball bat beside the bed In case an intruder breaks in The middle of the night Like an innocuous Bonnie and Clyde Without the shootouts and homicides No bags of cash or bullet holes in the brain We are the smallest gang in history Our love is the membership fee The membership being just her and me We work together Shoplifting on a saturday afternoon Just petty crime Where nobody ever gets hurt We never grass on each other Pressure from security in the questioning room "I think I took too many medication pills this morning" I said We are the smallest gang in history Our love is the membership fee The membership being just her and me We are the smallest gang in history Our love is the membership fee The membership being just her and me We jump red lights when we ride on our bikes On a sunny, bright breezy day Work up an appetite before lunch and leave without paying We think we're so fucking bad But on the scale of things we're just a bunch of pussies Always polite and we think about other people's feelings We are the smallest gang in history Our love is the membership fee The membership being just her and me We are the smallest gang in history Our love is the membership fee The membership being just her and me