Iamverybadazz

I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral Countin' to infinity Do the undoable like bite into vitamins When they ain't even chewable Lookin' in the mirror like, "Damn, you's beautiful!" That's why when I walk into strip clubs And all the stippers start tipping me I got so many girls They accusin' me of polygamy I got grandmamas tryna hit me up All the damn time Asking me if I can send them nudes through a landline Can't nobody get ahead of us I've done so many mothers Everyone calls me adipose I am very badass Ladies in line all waitin' to smash Been badass since I was a kid Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap I throw down with anyone on the street I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me That's why I flow like a butterfly Sting like chlamydia They show me Thor's hammer And said I couldn't pick it up I said, "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man 'cause That pathetic hammer ain't worthy enough for my hand" Strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw Strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday I could probably whoop the whole country Can't nobody ever come at me 'Cause if a zombie bites me It becomes one of me I am very badass Ladies in line all waitin' to smash Been badass since I was a kid Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap I throw it down with anyone on the street I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me This is gangsta shit 'cause I'm a gangsta dude I live a gangsta life I eat gangsta food I got gangsta strength in my gangsta vains When I step on a Lego, it feels pain (Switch it up!) And I don't flinch When I eat up these ghost peppers like breath mints I can't go to another reap, 'cause they all end up pregnant Goku is bowing down to me, 'cause I'm dominant Guess how many push-ups I can do All of 'em! I am very badass! Ladies in line all waitin' to smash Been badass since I was a kid Lost my virginity before my dad did I am very badass! Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap I throw it down with anyone on the street And I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!