Best Band in the Universe

Now I'm about to introduce myself Cause you clearly have good taste We are a heavy fucking metal band From outer fucking space Our drummer is a fucking alien Our guitarist: a machine And they're about to play the sickest riff You've ever fucking seen We're from the future We're super cool We live forever We break the rules Ten-thousand light-years Here to proclaim We're here to rock and roll You know our name We're the best band in the universe Rock so hard it fucking hurts Everybody else is worse Best band in the universe Best band in the universe Rock so hard you'll fucking burst We invented music first Best band in the universe The horn player make you bust a move You just can't handle it The bassist plays such a disgusting groove You'll take a fucking shit I'm waking up at the crack of dawn Just to do two things I write really fucking kick-ass songs And then I fucking sing We're from the future We're super cool We live forever We break the rules Ten-thousand light-years Here to proclaim We're here to rock and roll You know our name We're the best band in the universe Rock so hard it fucking hurts Everybody else is worse Best band in the universe Best band in the universe Rock so hard you'll fucking burst We invented music first Best band in the universe And now To take this song to the next level We've gone back in time To planet earth In the year 2021 To bring you a special guest He saved the galaxy once before with the power of rock and roll And I believe that he can do it again Right here Right now He's finally here The moment you've all been waiting for Get ready For the one and only Ninja Brian