The World's Biggest Paving Slab

I am the world's biggest paving slab But no one can walk over me I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm And I am Lee Ingleby I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox And the festival of R&B And I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street But I have apocalyptic dreams You should see my armoury I am the world's biggest paving slab So watch your fucking feet I am the world's biggest paving slab But I sit here quietly No one ever looks down at the ground Yeah, no one ever notices me I wish I were born a stone I made Wycoller my home Haunting with Charlotte Brontë I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street But I think that ruins have beauty You should see my armoury You should walk all over me I am the world's biggest paving slab And the world's smallest celebrity