Mister Funky Daddy

I'm an old lady looking for a daddy I'm a 79 year old lady and I'm Looking for a daddy I'm looking for mister funky daddy have you seen Him he's got purple pants and he's all hurt he's doing a handstand in An ice rink that's just crazy an old lady looking for a daddy cause That is so cold on your hands why would you do it well that's who I'm Looking for 'cause he's gonna be my daddy and I'm 79 year old lady Looking for a daddy oh yoo hoo hey who's that guy over there walking Down the street ooh that must be mister funky daddy hey who's that guy Over there sipping on a nice pretty pink cocktail ahh pretty pink Mister funky daddy who's that guy over there cleaning the dust off the Table ahh must be mister funky daddy when you say must be are you Telling me it is I'm saying it must be there's only one person who Cleans dust off the table in this town Mister Funky Daddy yea and that's mister funky daddy Well that's mister funky daddy he's a violent fellow hey I'm a big man That's mister funky daddy mister funky daddy yeah Right everybody knows who he is when they see him Mister funky daddy yea daddy yea daddy yea mister funky daddy please Yea I think he should get a Prius that'd be better for the environment