So Crazy It Must Be True

The bullet that killed JFK was made of green cheese

That's why he sent us up to the moon

So the CIA decided that he had to go

Because he'd gotten a little too close to the truth

A plan was hatched to take him out once and for all

Down in Dallas back in 1963

No need to look it up, or verify sources

You can all just take it from me

And this might come as a big surprise

But Marilyn Monroe was just Oswald in disguise

That's how he got close enough to shoot

It might sound crazy but it's so crazy it must be true

In '69 we went to the moon made out of green cheese

Neil and Buzz and the third guy

But what they discovered could never be shared

They were sworn to secrecy for the rest of their lives

So NASA decided to shoot it on a soundstage

On a phony replica of the moon

They had Stanley Kubrick pegged to direct

And Shelley Duvall, was selected to play the moon

And everyone bought it, they believed what they saw

Just some rocks and craters and that was all

Yeah they covered their tracks on this one too

It might sound crazy but it's so crazy it must be true

The truth about the moon and samples of the green cheese

Are locked up in Area 51

But that's nothing compared to the secrets behind

Our own planet earth and our big yellow Sun

The earth is actually as flat as a pancake

The sun is just an egg yolk up in the sky

And the galaxy is really just one big dinner plate

I heard it from a friend who heard from some other guy

The universe is just a table top

And we're a meal at a diner or a coffee shop

And you've all gotta wake up and accept the truth

It might sound crazy but it's so crazy it must be true

Might sound crazy but it's so crazy it must be true

Might sound crazy but it's so crazy it must be true

Might sound crazy but it's so crazy it must be true