H: Whaaat?? You said the “what” is coming?.....I’m sorry Rih I can’t hear you…. Say that again?...What is the last solstice?

Rih: Look at this. (She hands AJ her phone)

M: Why your brightness so low? Damn, I can’t see shit

H: Reads at a whisper: In 2007, astronomers discovered a minor planet, Quaoar and its moon Weywot, in the outer solar system beyond Neptune. Recently, scientists have observed two rings orbiting Quaoar outside of its Roche limit, an act once considered theoretically impossible. The energy and power emitted from the planet and its moon have baffled scientists for the past decade

M: Girl I know you’re a science girl boss or whatever but what does this shit mean?

Rih: Keep reading bro

H: The celestial bodies were named after mythological figures from the Native American Tongva people. In tribal tradition, a leader named Pikwaar identified the planet and its moon, predicting that its power will result in destruction, and everlasting change on Earth before the coming of the summer in 2000 years. He called this prophecy the last solstice

M: This is just Apocalypto with extra steps, cliche ahh story. We must be one with nature ahh story…

H: Shut up man. So we need to leave then, right, Rih?

Rih: No, actually we need to stay…at least stay in the building. See, I read once that under this building was a religious site sacred to the Tongva people. If we can find it, maybe it can give us the answers on how to stop this. We just gotta get underground

M: All I wanted was to get faded and suck on some coochie, dawg. Taking me on some woke ass concept album