So we were in Amsterdam

And we were staying at this guy Tas' house

Good friend of ours

Um, it was kind of in the middle of the city

We were just finished with our second European tour

And everything was going pretty good

Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tas'

And within a couple of weeks he started living with her, y'know?

And I guess she had a lot of money or something

'Cause she was constantly buying him clothes and giving him lots of stuff and loaning him money, y' know?

And he was constantly going to the coffee shop

And always getting the best herb and the best hash, y'know?

He was in good shape

She was really good looking. She was really cool

And I don't, I don't think he'd met ever her before

But she, she had, y'know, other boyfriends, I suppose

So I'm sitting on the couch, y'know, at Tas' apartment

And I'm reading, y'know, Maximum Rocknroll or Flipside, one of those punk things

And I heard Skeeter come in

And he came in, and he had all these really nice clothes on

She bought him all this stuff

She, like. bought him cologne

He was really, really smelling good, y'know, he looked good too

Y'know, he comes in, he puts his herb on the table and, whatever

I'm just reading my little punk magazine, not really paying attention

And then he says—uh—says, "Hey Dave?"

And I look up. And he's standing there with his dick in his hand

And he's kinda got it, like, lifted up, so he's looking at the head of his dick

He kinda pointed it at me

And I didn't know what to think

He said, "Does that look like pus to you?"

And I said, "No, I think it's lint."