Too Much Butt

Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein They aren't ready for these hips of mine They me be designers but they haven't designed Jeans to fit your valentine They make womens' clothes For the long and the lean I got too much butt for one pair of jeans Well, if a gown's too big it don't fit the holster I don't buy jeans, I get reupholstered An acre of denim custom cut, sewn with care to fit this butt Well, if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream Too much butt for one pair of jeans Too much butt, what? Too much butt, ah no, baby Too much butt, tell me how could that be? Too much butt, it's a mystery to me I may have a lot but I'll tell you what There's no such thing as too much butt (Ain't no butts about it, baby) Well, you know on a plane it's a little bit tight My butt's wedged in for the whole damn flight And if you're next to me you'd better be nice 'Cause this butt can be a flotation device If we go down, ah you know what I mean Too much butt for one pair of jeans Too much butt, what? Too much butt, ah no, baby Too much butt, tell me how could that be? Too much butt, it's a mystery to me I may have a lot but I'll tell you what There's no such thing as too much butt When I bend over I may block the sun I may be two but I'm your only one On a scale of one to ten, you know I'm your twenty How could you want more? This girl's got plenty I know what you like and you like what you see Too much butt for one pair of jeans Too much butt, what? Too much butt, ah no, baby Too much butt, tell me how could that be? Too much butt, it's a mystery to me I may have a lot but I'll tell you what There's no such thing as too much butt Well, if my zipper could talk, you'd know it would scream Too much butt for one pair of jeans