Funnel King

Wake up Monday nothing new Weekend has caught up with you Lie in bed hold your head Pray to god you ain't dead Alarm clock rings out like a bell Start this day a living hell Take a breath and what's that smell? Well it smells like shit... but you can't tell Just like you - always there Just like you - never care Just like you - head's in a sling Just like you - the Funnel King Puke it out think its gone But you're in for a marathon Lips are blue eyes are gone Grab the rim and just hold on This is like a weekly thing 'Cause you are the Funnel King OK now but you ain't done... Just wait until next Monday comes Knock knock knockin' at your door Never ever gonna drink that filthy beer no more