The Most Unwanted Song

The most unwanted music (Uh-oh, uh-oh) (Uh-oh, uh-oh) (Uh-oh, uh-oh) (Uh-oh, uh-oh) Yo! I'm ropin' up my saddle For the long, long ride Every time I see the desert There's something inside says "Yo, yo!" This is the life Give me open land And a big ol' knife To get some bear, deer Even a snake I light me a fire Do the shake and bake I say "Yo, yo!" I'm a cowboy now The sun is hot and dry Gonna rope me a cow I say "Yo, yo!" I'm loose and free Whoa there, Nelly You're the horse for me! Rope 'em up, boys The desert is a-callin' Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo Saddle up, fellas (saddle up, fellas) The desert is a-callin' Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo Hey everybody, it's Christmas time! Christmas time! Christmas time! Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time! Family time! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! Easter Time! Easter Time! Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter Time! Chocolate Time! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Out on the plains Just me and my mind Took me a break To read some Wittgenstein Born in Vienna in '89 He obsessed with theories Of language and time Like the "Tractatus" Where Ludwig would claim "The logic of our language Is misunderstood" Philosophy is based On a false pretense Philosophy itself Is nonsense, nonsense! Philosophy itself is nonsense! Bedeutung ist tun Es ist ein Sprachspiel Nonsense! Nonsense! Wörter sind Inhalt Yahoo! Yahoo! Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur! Self reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur! That's what for! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! (Oh say, can you) Feel the embers glowing And the turkey in the oven! (America!) Hear the children singing There's a turkey in the oven! (The rockets' red glare!) Candles are so pretty And a turkey in the oven! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! (Buy spurs that jingle at Wal-Mart!) Ramadan! Ramadan! Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan! So much fun! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! It's home, home On the big ol' range Yipee tai oh Get along there, stranger Rope 'em, ride 'em Shoot 'em up good We're big and bad In the cowboy 'hood I say Yo! Yo! Got a river to ford With a life like this I never be bored I say Yo! Yo! I'm wild and free Whoa, Miss Kitty You're the gal for me! Whoa, Miss Kitty I say whoa there Whoa, Miss Kitty Yahoo! Yahoo! Hey everybody, it's Labor Day! Labor Day! Labor Day! Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day! All the way! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! (Oh say, can you) Grandma's on the phone Go and tell her that you love her! (America!) Daddy's on the phone Go and tell him that you love him! (The Golden Land!) Sister's on the phone Go and tell her that you love her! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! Veteran's Day! Veteran's Day! Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veteran's Day! What's there to say! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! Halloween! Halloween! Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween! What a scream! Do all your shopping At Wal-Mart! Look out there It's an Injun band! Coming this way Gonna fight for my land And build a hometown Grocery store American cheese Worth fighting for Call it "dry gulch" O.K. Corral Holiday spot For you and your gal To get some cool shit And desert rays Cowboy livin' The American way It's cowboy livin' (Go! Go!) It's cowboy livin' (Go! Go!) It's cowboy livin' (All the way!) Rope 'em up, boys The desert is a-callin' Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo Saddle up, fellas (saddle up, fellas) The desert is a-callin' Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo People! Coming together out of a desire to obtain political power! Vice Presidential Candidate! Twenty-seven electoral votes! Central policy issues! Two party system! Struggle! Gain control of the government! Executive branch! Military branch! Foreign affairs! Influence policy! Promote ideology Fascism! Promote individual interests George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! Promote special interests Sugar! Beef! Bananas! Lumber! Pork bellies! Pork barrels! Coca-Cola! The information superhighway! Three thousand years of oppression! Who enslaved people of color? Who invaded the Carribbean? Who murdered all the innocent children? You did! You! You! You! It may be you It could be me It's not enough To wait and see And when we all Lock arms and sing Then bells of freedom Ring ding ding! (It may be you!) It may be you (It could be me!) It could be me (It's not enough!) It's not enough (To wait and see!) To wait and see (And when we all!) And when we all (Lock arms and sing!) Lock arms and sing (Then bells of freedom!) Then bells of freedom (Ring ding ding!) Ring ding ding!