Rhythm

Yo Jeffrey, bust it, what are ya doin' in there? Word 'em up, word 'em up, word 'em up In the place at about this time DJ Jazzy Jeff an' the Fresh Prince just buggin' out Losin' it all, no sense Hey Jeff, scratch it, scratch it, man, scratch it That was decent, now scratch it, a quick joint A quick one, Jeff, yeah, yeah We just buggin', we just havin' some fun Me an' Jeffrey, he's the DJ, I'm the Rapper Hello, can anybody hear me? You can? Aight, that's good, you can hear me? Okay, it's clear? It's good? Okay everybody's got it? One, two, one, two and My rhymes have been written, not to be bitten But as it seems, some suckers keep forgettin' The rules about rappin' but that's alright 'Cause in the next 5 minutes, I'ma have them all uptight Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than Santa Man, the battles I battle, I usually win 'em In less than a minute, but it all depends On how long it takes you rappers to realize That tryin' to defend yourself is ridiculous Didn't you get my message inside of the question? 'Cause you're toys boys, I'm the Real McCoy I'm really gonna enjoy seein' you destroyed If I was Fred Flintstone, I'd probably own all of Bedrock If I was a criminal, I'd probably own a cell block If I was in the Navy, I would own the sea But I'm a poet, so I own the whole rap industry I'm like a lion, my man an' the streets are my den It's either kill or be killed, so I kill I kill again an' again an' again The X amount of times, rappers, I'll slaughter them I tie 'em up an' throw them in the water Then I'll just walk away like nothin' ever happened Until somebody else starts rappin' That's when I snap an' I'll attack an' go mad like Rambo Or maybe like Commando or like Lando Calrissian 'Cause you know he was down with the Force Fresh Prince is the source, I feel no pain or remorse Think that you can beat me rappin' man you must be silly Man, I really, really, really, really, really, really Hate when people doubt my ability An' I have to prove superiority If rap was basketball, I would be in luck 'Cause every time I freestyled, it would be a slam dunk Man, I'm the engineer an' you're the passengers Takin' on a voyage, a hip hop massacre The Jason of rap, Freddy Kruger of rhymin' An' I'm sure that you'll see in due time, man People will run to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania To all, join in to this Fresh Prince mania My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo Everywhere you go, audio an' video A hip hop terrorist, war like vocalist Other rappers say, "Yo Prince, why don't you show me this Style now?", you must be trippin' It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in my rhyme 'Cause it's a time bomb, I'm not kiddin' My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten I'm quick an' nimble, a status symbol I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's I'll drop kick a hurricane, body slam a tidal wave Walk through a tornado or a volcano But I'll be okay though An' here's some more info that you rappers should know You are the bombs an' I will defuse you I am the lawyer an' I'm goin' to accuse you Of the ultimate rhyme crime an' you will be guilty There's no way that you'll ever, ever defeat, beat me Rappin' any time of day Pop so much trash, man, I can't wait To be face to face an' hear Jeff say, "Sick 'em" Man, you're gonna be my victim You better duck an' pray for good luck, Chuck 'cause you're stuck You're like a Thanksgiving turkey an' it's time to be plucked I see you're nervous, purpose, that's how I know you're soft You're runnin' 'round like a chicken with your head cut off But just relax my power to the max An' I'm cuttin' no slack on this rap track, Jack So back up, as if you got good sense Or feel the fury of the Prince An' ya don't stop Yo Jazzy, why don't you rock up the spots? Yo Jazzy, hey Jeff, I'm psyched, I'm psyched Give 'em a cut Jeff Check out my disk jockey Hey Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, a fast one Wow, hey Jeff, Jeff, give 'em one of them fresh ones A fresh one Jeffrey, no music, no music That was decent, that was decent That's my DJ, that's my DJ Jazzy Jeff, I'm the Fresh Prince Hi, how ya doin'? How's everyone doin' out there? I'm just here to talk about my DJ I was just I was just standing' in here, really Really? Aight, okay, well On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff an' the Fresh Prince Groove, then get down, thank you an' good night