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Gerti Got Grumpy
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Gerti Got Grumpy κυκλοφόρησε στις 9 Οκτωβρίου 2026 από Blackbone Lantern Records ως μέρος του άλμπουμ Gerti Got Grumpy - Single
Κυκλοφορία9 Οκτωβρίου 2026
ΕτικέταBlackbone Lantern Records
ΓλώσσαEnglish
BPM87
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Gerti woke up grumpy
Meaner than the day before
Didn't say good morning
Just kicked open her front door
Folks stopped what they were doing
When she gave the street that stare
Nobody knows what's wrong with Gerti
Nobody's asking her
Gerti got grumpy
It's that time of the year
Gerti got grumpy
Better disappear
When the old girl starts to mutter
And the chickens clear the way
Gerti got grumpy
Lord have mercy, not today
Sheriff saw her coming
And he nearly lost his hat
Locked the door, pulled down the shutters
Put a chair in front of that
Deputy said, "Should we ask her?"
Sheriff whispered, "Son, don't dare"
Then he hammered up another board
And offered up a prayer
Gerti got grumpy
It's that time of the year
Gerti got grumpy
Better disappear
When the old girl starts to mutter
And the chickens clear the way
Gerti got grumpy
Lord have mercy, not today
Preacher saw her by the chapel
Crossed himself and crossed again
Made it halfway through "Our Father"
Then he started it again
Even chickens kept their distance
That's when everybody knew
If those feathered little idiots
Got sense, then so should you
Then Gerti opened up the shed
And everybody froze
Out came belts and boxes
Long guns wrapped in old clothes
She packed every piece of iron
Every shell and every round
Nobody asked where she was going
Nobody made a sound
Where's she going?
Don't you ask
What's she hunting?
Don't you ask
Why's she armed?
Don't you ask
Will she be back?
Don't
You
Ask
She walked beyond the cypress
Where the black water disappears
Carrying enough damn firepower
For everybody's fears
Sheriff stayed behind his barricade
Preacher kept the Lord on call
And the chickens watched the darkness
Like they knew more than us all
Gerti got grumpy
It's that time of the year
Gerti got grumpy
Something's drawing near
When the old girl takes her arsenal
And vanishes away
Gerti got grumpy
And that's all we're gonna say
It's that time of the year
It's that time of the year
Yeah, that time of the year
It's that time of the year
Something's coming
And Gerti knows
Written by: Dennis Jakobi

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