Who Drank My Beer While I Was In the Rear

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Somebody point me out that moocher I'm gonna dislocate his future I walked into this bar room [Unverified] chalk I ordered up a beer then I had to take a walk While I was gone some no good John Had drank up my last dime I never thought a man Could stoop to such a petty crime Who drank my beer while I was in the rear? Such stealin' calls for action I'm demanding satisfaction Now beer don't evaporate or skoot off like a fly It don't got legs to walk away, that proves there was a guy [Unverified] Be honest with me boys point them thugs out to me