Waitin On Hank

What the hell is really goin' on these days?* Who called for the no balls radio craze? I don't turn the damn thing on much anymore J.C. was the last of the old boys left The attitude died when we laid him down to rest I'm standin' in the eye of a hurricane outlaw storm So let's pop the seals For the baddest S.O.B. And all the half-assed piece of crap wannabe's better believe We been waitin' on Hank to save our souls Kick a little dirt on the Country road That's been paved by the way they been spittin' on the old boys' graves An' we're waitin' on Hank, to come on back An' lay a little senior boot to ass And let the A&R man know they've taken this way too far You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard The honky-tonk boy-band boat will sink By the horror of a storm from a pissed off Hank An' you know that he's gonna be bringin' that hammer down We're gonna roll smoke, teach 'em how to drink 'Cause the man can hear nothin' not a goddamn thing And we'll know that the old boy's run 'em on outta town An' we're waitin' on Hank to save our souls Kick a little dirt on the country road That's been paved by the way they been spittin' on the old boys' graves An' we're waitin' on Hank, to come on back An' lay a little senior boot to ass And let the A&R man know they've taken this way too far You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard (Waitin' on Hank) (Waitin' on Hank) I'm throwin' on the shroud as we corrode I'm losin' my faith in the country soul An' who will take the blame for the suicide of music row? An' we're waitin' on Hank to save our souls Kick a little dirt on the country road That's been paved by the way they been spittin' on the old boys' graves An' we're waitin' on Hank, to come on back An' lay a little senior boot to ass And let the A&R man know they've taken this way too far You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's... You don't crap in the big dogs yard