My mama bought a biscuit
And then i had a bite
I thought it was an apple
Or maybe an egg or a jar of custard
But then i realised
It was actually a block of lancashire cheese
A scooby scooby a scooby dooby dooby
A scooby scooby a scooby dooby dooby
A scooby scooby a scooby dooby dooby
