Sympathy for the Devil (Fatboy Slim Remix)

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stolen many a man's soul and faith

I was round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

Stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for change

Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rolled a tank, held a general's rank

When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Ah, what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee while your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades for the god they made

I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"

When, after all, it was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for troubadours

Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

Oh yeah, get down in it

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game, mm, yeah

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me have some courtesy

Have some sympathy and some taste

Use all your well-learned politics

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, ooh, yeah

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, mm, yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

Mm, leave it, get down

Woo hoo, oh yeah

Get on down

Whoa yeah

Yeah, ah, yeah

Tell me, baby

What's my name?

Tell me, honey

Can you guess my name?

Tell me, baby

What's my name?

Do you want to?

You're to blame