Lyrics
Doggo McFumbles was a talented dog
Oh, he could skateboard while he painted a frog
He knew how to juggle and he knew how to knit
But Doggo McFumbles didn\'t know how to sit
The only thing a dog\'s expected to do
Is to sit down when someone asks him to
Give him a car and old McFumbles could steer
But he was hopeless when it came to his rear
Doggo McFumbles
The only dog that never learned to sit successfully
Doggo McFumbles
He just hired a sitting coach, I hope he doesn\'t quit
Doggo and Coach, man, they gave it their all
But every time he tried to sit, he\'d just fall
So they gave up and then they started a band
Where old McFumbles could play trumpet instead
Doggo McFumbles
Tonight he\'s acting in a Broadway play
Doggo McFumbles
He\'s really good at human stuff I wonder if he\'ll still stay
Stay. Doggo McFumbles, I said stay why, you, you whippersnapper, you can\'t do that either! What an ironic twist!
Written by: Brian Alexander Wecht, James Wesley Roach
