My Toot Toot

Don't mess with my toot toot

Don't mess with my toot toot

Well, you can have the other woman

But don't mess with my toot toot

She was born in her birth suit

The doctor slapped her behind

Said, "You're gonna be special

You sweet little toot toot"

Well, you can look at much

But if you much as touch

You're gonna have yourself a case

I'm gonna break your face

Don't mess with my toot toot

Don't mess with my toot toot

Well, you can have the other woman

But don't mess with my toot toot

Oh, mama was the same way too

All the fellas didn't know what to do

And papa never had a chance

With a sweet little toot toot

She was born in her birth suit

The doctor slapped her behind

Said, "You're gonna be special

You sweet little toot toot"

Turn loose in my toot toot

Don't mess with my toot toot

You can have the other woman

But don't mess with my toot toot