Girl With A Gun

Hey baby, I'm glad you called me

Me and the whole crew are goin' out

Yeah, there's gonna be girls at the party

But you ain't got a damn thing to worry 'bout

I know your worst fear is hearing that

Some chick had her lips all over me

Swear to God, that's a line I would never pass

Not to mention I never wanna be

Standing on the front porch at midnight

Staring down the barrel of a .45

Saying, hold on baby, think about it first

Before you go and put me six in the dirt

There's been guys that ran around and found out

That ain't nothing but a headstone now

Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you

And I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb

To cheat on a girl with a gun

Ooh, a girl with a gun

That I gotcha, that ya keep by your bedside

The one to keep away all the bad guys

You really think I'd teach you to shoot it

If I was gonna be the reason you'd use it

Standing on the front porch at midnight

Staring down the barrel of a .45

Saying, hold on baby, think about it first

Before you go and put me six in the dirt

There's been guys that ran around and found out

That ain't nothing but a headstone now

Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you

And I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb

To cheat on a girl with a gun

I've done a lotta stupid shit in my life

But if I didn't go home alone tonight

I don't know what would kill me first

The bullet or the tear in your eye

Standing on the front porch at midnight

Staring down the barrel of a .45

Saying, hold on baby, think about it first

Do you really want me six in the dirt?

There's been guys that ran around and found out

That ain't nothing but a headstone now

Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you

And I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb

To cheat on a girl with a gun