Purple Haze (Live)

I woke up this morning to a strange sight

My laces were bickering, it wasn't right

Hissing and yelling, they fought with such a zeal

Completely out of breath, what a big ordeal

I always thought a lace was just a lace

But each end has its own head, what a disgrace

Naive and unaware, I tied them together

Without a second thought, now it's causing bother

Defiant lace, what's gotten into you?

Can't you just get along and tie my shoe?

Oh, the poor laces of my left shoe

Completely beside themselves, what can I do?

I hope tomorrow will be a better day

For my poor, stupid shoelaces to find a way

To work together and not cause such a fuss

Or else I'll fall flat on my face, what a bust

Defiant lace, what's gotten into you?

Can't you just get along and tie my shoe?

Oh, the poor laces of my left shoe

Completely beside themselves, what can I do?