Find Me A Lady (Goin' Downtown) (feat. The Tarantulas)

Well I'm going downtown gonna find me a lady

With big juicy tits and a fine ass too

If you want to come along

You just might find yourself one too

First stop of the night everybody's singing karaoke on the stage

And I hate to tell you but they suck so goddamn bad

But when they come off the stage I say baby you're all the rage

Well I'm going downtown gonna find me a lady

With big juicy tits and a fine ass too

If you want to come along

You just might find yourself one too

Headed to the second bar worse than the first

Musics too loud-too many people in the crowd

Shooting pool shooting shit- but I ain't seen one tit

I tell you the truth baby, I ain't like that one bit

Well I'm going downtown gonna find me a lady

With lil peachy tits and a full bush too

If you want to come along

You just might find yourself one too

Kill em Randy

Third bar in and it's dripping with sin

I see a gimp with a pimp and a crooked grin

And I'm gone- I won't finish this song

Yeah I can't do this

Now I would do anything for love but I won't do that

This is just downright wrong

You can put an apple in my mouth and shut me the fuck up

Well I'm going downtown gonna find me a lady

With big peachy tits and a fine ass too

If you want to come along

You just might find yourself one too

Cmon we gone get one for you

Cmon now we gone find one for you

Come on, hit me

Comeonnnnnrandyy we gone get one for you